HEY EVERYBODY!
Sorry I've been AWOL for a little while. Just sort of stranded in France. You know. 


Basically I'm just as proficient a procrastinator here as in the USofA. Also, I've been oot and aboot (as the Canadians say) and also in and... well in. I've been happy, I've been bored, I've been busy, I've been annoyed, I've been sappy, I've been bad about blogging. 


My mother mentioned that I keep changing tones on this blog. That's because I was bought out and don't have a whole lot of creative control anymore. The blog is actually written by a collective group of writers, so sorry for the inconsistency.  And if there hasn't been an entry in a while, just assume it's because somebody is on strike... 

Okay enough silliness! 
What has been happening over this past month?
Let's get right into it!

• Got a cold
• Got better
• Stayed at a house where people smoke inside
• Got another cold
• Got a virus (on my computer)
• Fixed it
• My video editing software wont work (sorry! I'm in the process of making a great new video but I think, god forbid, I'll have to use Windows MovieMaker!)
• Went to a Festival all about Chestnuts!
• Went to Paris (no big deal)
• On a really fast train (big deal)
• Experiences three very freaky coincidental happenings (more on that soon)
• Started another English class because the teacher was sad I had avoided it. Ended up being a good decision, he has me do the homework and tests in French. 
• Went over to the English teacher's house for a great get-together/dinner with a total of five English teachers present, as well as two English teaching assistants. It was so fun! We had wonderful conversations in multiple languages and ate beautifully prepared entrées! (Remember, in french an hors d'œvre is actually the first course, whereas the entrées are the appetizers.) Comme d'habitude I spent a good deal of time eating and not a lot of time taking pictures. If you've been following my lame attempt at documenting my year, you will have noticed the theme of Will taking pretty pictures of landscapes and inanimate objects/random people, accompanied by the obvious lack of pertinent, personal photos of events that I would like to later describe to you. 
• In other news it's 2 A.M (this happens all of a sudden here) so I will post this just as a sort of table-of-contents precursor to a spectacular blog to come tomorrow with pictures and videos and everything! Even though you all know that sounds doubtful. Even more doubtful in the context that tomorrow is the day before we go back to school. Yippee. 

Coming soon:

PICTURES!

PARIS!

PARTIES!

PENGUINS!

PANTHEON!

PROGRESSIVELY LONGER PHRASES!

PANTS OF THE VELVETEEN FAMILY!

PEJORITIVE STATEMENTS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!

DONT GO AWAY! COME RIGHT BACK TOMORROW (TODAY) FOR THE STELLAR CONTENT YOU'VE COME TO EXPECT!

Affectionately, 

Will